Purple, Day 34: What is a pun?

Slowkingbro stood there, glistening in the sun and staring off into the sea with an expression that allowed all to see the complex enigma that was his mind. He opened his mouth and people words came out! He must be really smart if he can talk in people tongue.

So I kicked him into the water and began to surf. Slowkingbro kept trying to words at me, something about the human condition in relation to society or some Tauroshit like that. I just wanted to get across the water, I didn't care about what you had to say. He then complained about how his nickname was unintelligent. Man, first you get all intelligent and now you hate being called Pokey? EVOLUTION MADE YOU A BAD POKEMON.

When we landed, he concluded his analysis on why the subject of Arceus was no longer relevant to a thinking world. Fine, if it'll shut him up, he can have a new name. I suggested he be called Asskicker, the King, to which he responded with by calling it “Simply Gastly” (he had to point out the pun he made, because he didn't think I would get it (the joke was on him though because I don't even know what a pun is(Zing!))). He then recommended his new name to be King Steven Bradley. That name is stupid.

King Steven Bradley accepted his new name and then wanted to discuss the benefits of adopting a Plutocracy over our current government (we have one of those?). I responded by returning him to his ball and shoving him as far in my backpack as I could. I am so ditching this guy as soon as I can.

Ignoring Captain McFunRuiner AKA King Steven Bradley, it appeared I was in Pallet Town! They finally took down all the pretend Fuchsia stuff! I knew you could be your own person (town)! Hooray! I figured I would celebrate the victory for you by becoming a registered pokemon trainer! So I'm 34 days late on getting registered, I'm sure it doesn't actually matter anyway.  It's just one of those formalities you don't appear to be the only person who has to wear a leash when they leave the house (similar situations really).

I walked into Proffesor Oak's lab and expected to get registered and move on but instead was greeted by an upset Oak. He was ranting about how some brat had moved into the Viridian Gym and was posing as a gym leader. I put my fingers to Oak's lips, “Shhhh, we'll have to do this another time baby”, and I took off full sprint towards Viridian.

Cyan, I am coming for you.

Catch You Later.

Purple Gitimall.