He started laughing and told me he needed trainers like me to work at his Gym! Gee Willikers, I am going to become a gym trainer! I refused the position because it would mean standing in one place all day and I didn't have the years of training required to hold this glorified position (if only I had gotten to talk to Cool Trainer Andrew ♂, he could have given me pointers!). He patted me on the back (again) and told me I had spunk. I have Spunk!
He then offered the position of Vice-Gym Leader (Its a mostly fictitious position). Being Vice-Gym Leader is an easy gig, he tells me. I'll basically just be his disciple until he dies, then I take over. Blainedammit, now my only fallback plan involves me murdering a man I respect and love (but not in a creepy way so don't look at me like that).
Then he began to twiddle his thumbs and sigh. Uh oh, that kind of thing is a womans way of telling you she wants something done! Was he really a she? He then debunked that theory by telling me that unfortunately we could not begin my training as he had lost the key to the Gym during Cinnabar's famous “Drunken Key Toss” event. Oh man, keys all around Kanto have gone missing during this event! This is no laughing matter.
The laughter started up again and he told me he scored well in the drunken category of the event but failed in the throwing part, due to the insane level of intoxication. The key apparently landed in the burned down science lab/mansion place. I must recover it!
But not today, he tells me I need to rest. I hope its bath time soon!
Catch You Later!
Purple Gitimall
Purple Gitimall
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