So I've decided that I really like the new “Pink”. She may be less attractive (although she does score some points for the whole Nurse Joy thing) but she is really nice now. She is all smiley and stuff! Earlier she said I was “SO FUCKIN' ORANGE”, I love Orange which means I can love me! Yay!
We were walking through Saffron and she was saying “Hi” a lot and doing nice things. She then walked into Saffron Gym saying something about how magic double orange teleporters. For someone so nice she somehow missed the blood lust that seeps from my very core (I do not know why it does that) for Sabrina. I guess this is where new “Pink” and I part ways for the time being. I guess I'll just go walkies.
I walkies away on down to Vermillion City so I could stare at the sea and pretend to be meaningful. While I was staring at the sea I was grabbed by some guy shouting about how Clefairy is the best pokemon. I have been told that I look like a Clefairy from behind due to my snugly butt. When he finished dragging me I had my ear talked off by several other Pokemon fanatics. Oh no, I just noticed where I was taken too. The Pokemon Fanclub!
Now I know what your thinking (I'm psychic), “Whats so bad about The Pokemon Fanclub?”, and my response for you is “EVERYTHING!”. Everybody here is stupid and they suck and they talk and are stupid and I hate them because they are stupid and they suck. So while they were busy being stupidly sucking I tried to give them the slip. Unfortunately though this made everything go to super-hell because he noticed me. The Pokemon Fanclub Chairman, head of The Pokemon Fanclub saw me. He doesn't just suck and stupid at you, oh no, he sucks, stupids, AND Rapidashes at you (Those are all verbs due to the degree they are able to do them).
“Oh, I love my Rapidash!”
“Rapidash is so smart!”
“My Rapidash is sooooooo snuggly!”
“The warmth of my Rapidash makes me feel loved!”
“Its flames echo the flames of my heart!”
“I will never leave you Rapidash.”
“Go to hell Charmander, you had your chance.”
“I wonder how far Rapidash would let me stick my hand in its anus.”
“FUCK ME HARD RAPIDASH!”
Oh Blaine, I hate this man. I wish Cool Trainer Andrew ♂ would stop poking and save me from him :(
Catch You Later.
Purple Gitimall
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