I was slapped awake after a few hours in the bright lights of the Gym, but not in a room I recognized. I was on the floor and a man watched me, scowling at me from under a shadow. My brain screeched inside my skull. Either I was hung over (what‘s a hang over?), or I had hit my head (again.)
The man introduced himself as Giovanni (the REAL one, I’m guessing) and told me I would be the main course for his newest creature’s dinner. The lights blinded me and I could barely see a thing.
Suddenly, a beast in armor was dropped inside the room but he did not land. The thing just floated there. What kind of Pokemon was this!? I felt myself be lifted and a chokehold grab around my neck. What was this thing!? With a flick of it’s wrist, I went into the wall. My ribs were shattered and blood started to seep from my wounds. A doctor came on and gave me a thing of medication. It tasted awful and it read “FULL RESTORE”. They were giving me Pokemon drugs to keep me alive long enough to test this thing.
Realizing I could not win this battle, I ran towards Giovanni, screaming as I leaped in his direction, hoping to strangle the jerk who had just ruined my life. Almost reaching him, I saw his teeth and stopped as I flew back into the wall. My ribs were once again shattered as I began to slip from consciousness as the doctor came to heal me again. My ribs once again barely bandaged together from the Full Restore, I fell over again. I wished for death.
Giovanni walked from beyond the shadow, grinning like a maniac. I would have loved to head butt him right in his baby maker. Throwing my bag with all my stuff inside it, he told me I had earned the badge, and thanked me for taking care of his property whilst he was away. Nodding, doctors came and drugged me, possibly with more Para-Bos and took me away.
My memory is hazy. I could FEEL the colours. Smell the wind. TASTE THE RAINBOW…. I believe I was thrown in the back of a truck, barely alive. The two Grunts slammed the door and started giggling about something. I think they said that they were looking forward to driving an armored car into the water.
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Wait, what was that about- Ohh…. There’s the drugs……..
Cyan Gitors
PS: How long can you live with a dislodged pelvis?
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