Purple, Day 33: Beyond the Sea

I know I said I was going to Fuchsia City, but plans change once you learn you can sail the skies on a flying duck. I am going straight to Pallet Town without any interruptions! Okay so it turns out despite flying DIRECTLY over Pallet Town, I could not land. “Shitty Duck” was being a dick and wouldn't stop flying because we hadn't been there yet. Fuck you “Shitty Duck”, you don't know me! Maybe I went before you existed! Okay so I've never been, but that doesn't make you correct in assuming so.

We landed in Cinnabar because it was the closest I have ever been to Pallet Town. I dropped by the gym and said hi to Blaine and then we hugged. Once hugging was done I hopped into the ocean, only to be stopped by the invisible wall. One day I need to ask one of those swimmers just how they manage to overcome it. I guess I need to set up my Tubbo the Fat Guy/The Scrambler combo raft. The wind is blowing against me though... shit. I sent out Pokey and sat on him. He sank. I guess I'll need a different strategy. I sat there staring at the sea (again), this time trying to think rather than feigning it. How do I set across a windy sea? My train of thought was then interrupted by a fisherman.

“SO MANY FUCKING SHELLDERS!”

This man was clearly insane. He kept throwing his rod back in forth into the ocean, hooking a Shellder each time. Pokey and I watched the madness ensue until 2 Shellders flew in my direction. Due to Shelldathanatophobia (fear of being killed by Shellder), I grabbed Pokey to use as a shield. One Shellder bit his head, the other his tail. I sat there staring at Pokey for 7 hours when a voice rang out interrupting the music. “What? Pokey is evolving?!” He then broke out into glorious light and transformed!

“Congratulations! Your Pokey evolved into Slowkingbro!” I think I just created a pokemon...

Catch You Later.

Purple Gitimall

P.S: I drew a picture of Slowkingbro: http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/6662/slowkingbro.png