Basically, I’m really debating starting my own Pokemon Mafia, because being Giovanni is amazing. Seriously, I ask for ANYTHING and these grunts get it for me (except for the ones who know I’m not Giovanni, they just get the occasional brick to the face or kick from Wang Chung until they’re out cold.)
So, another day at the Gym went by, and I watched as my minions stood there, awaiting to thwart some moron’s attempt to face me. Yesterday someone came close, they defeated almost all of my runts, until my last servant got smart and decided just to run up and punch him. Sure, this may be against the rules but who cares!? It’s Poke-War.
As I took my tour around the Gym, I passed the containment room once more, still wondering what was inside. I saw a giant super computer beside it, and debated trying out my computerized knowledge on it but then I realized I didn’t know how to computer (technology is scary!), so once again stayed away from it.
I did happen to find the badges though! Who would have thought they would have been inside the crate I had been using as a foot rest for the past several days!? Ha! Hilarious concept!
Today I did happen to leave the gym for an extended period of time. I went around Viridian, staring off into the western end of the city. There was a large building there, but I had no idea what it was… There was a tree that looked like it could have been cut, but I was far too busy waiting for Purple to arrive to challenge me than to go gallivanting after some kind of mystery today! I was almost tempted to make one of my lackies do it, or ask the Police about it, but I thought against it. The Police have been really nice to me ever since I told them I was Giovanni. It’s weird (it’s especially weird because there’s wanted posters of me everywhere, but none of the Doduo. Well, they wouldn’t be able to catch him anyways, the stupid jerk evolved. Perfect cover!)
So, returning back to my Gym, I saw yet another grunt waiting for me. I sighed and let Wang Chung run wild once more, asking what the little pompous jerk wanted with me. Then he did the unthinkable.
He told me he wanted to start another gang, away from all the turmoil of Kanto and off into the beyond, where he could own territory! He called it Team Aqua, and asked profusely for me to join in. Did he know who I was!? I was Giovanni (the impersonator)! So, Wang Chung gave him the largest kick to the face and I watched him fly out the window.
Great, I just had the window guy leave, it’s gonna cost me $300 to fix the damn thing. So, I’m just gonna put up some cardboard.
Cyan Gitors
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