Cool Beauty Trainer Andrew ♂ ♀, Day 12: Twelfth Night

Excuse the name, if you will, just for a while.  I’m currently camped out in Erika’s gym in Celadon City.

I don’t have much time to type, so I’ll have to make this brief.  My new boss can be a bit strict.

I’m not a proud man, I know that now.  Erika’s sexist policy had forced me to take a rather different approach to things.  Buying a wig and some women’s clothing from the department store, I donned my disguise and went to apply for a job.  A man dressed in women's clothing, how preposterous! 

Planning ahead, I knew that I needed a grass-type to be a trainer there.  Luckily, I’d thought ahead, and had taught Lickitung Solar Beam.  Though it was a flimsy excuse, I used a combination of circular logic and my mastery of the English language to convince her to let me join the team.

She agreed, and gave me a blank space in the gym to stand guard of.  Erika’s isn’t the brightest bulb, and the poor girl is always falling asleep.  It’s probably karma for her sexist attitudes.  I don’t pity her.

I’m sure Cyan will be through here eventually.  I’ll just have to sit tight and train until then.

I honestly can’t stand the smell of this place,

Cool Trainer Andrew♂

P.S.
I find it an hilarious coincidence that my gender-bending adventure took place on the 12^th day of my journey!  Oh what hilarity!