So, I have yet to get a reply from Purple or Pink, or even that Cool Prick Andrew! Anyways, I had spent too much time relaxing on Cinnabar, I had to get out. Although where would I start!? The gym could be anywhere, Kanto was huge! So, I did the intelligent thing. Went sleuthing.
Walking into the Pokemon Laboratory, I had many lab assistants run away from me. Why was that!? Whenever I calmly tried to ask someone for their assistance, I would get screamed at and they would run away! I just wanna be loved… Either way, these knowledgeable people were of no help of all, all except one.
A man stood there, looking frightened as all hell. I walked to him and he gave a look of uncontrollable bowel movements. The sight (and the smell) were awe inspiring. So calmly, I asked him, “Good sir, you wouldn’t happen to know if there was a new gym that opened up, would you?” The man screamed, and the smell grew stronger. I REALLY hoped that was the fossils. He went on in gibberish, something about telling someone named Maria he loved her, and that he would meet her in the afterlife. Either way, it was… Really creepy. So, I gave him a reality check (followed by the biggest bitch slap of his life.)
The man’s face regained colour as he rubbed his cheek and got up to his feet. He told me that there was a gym in Viridian City that had just been opened earlier in my journey. Of course, I knew that building wasn’t the Toy Factory like it had been labeled (in my head). Thanking the man, and apologizing for smacking him, he informed me that I was the nicest murderer he had ever met! Thanks… I think? That’s when I saw it, the reason why people were afraid of me.
A wanted poster of me, wanted dead or alive for the murder of a grunt (somehow I know this is Purple’s fault.) I didn’t do it though! Kind of. I mean, it was the Doduo (who is now my Dodrio. Don’t these people get evolution?) who had committed the unspeakable act! Deciding that it was a bad idea to duke this fact out with the Jennies, I flew off to Viridian on Dodrio, shaking my head at the giant mess leaving to be a Pokemon Master had gotten me into.
I arrived as the sun started to set on the city, and headed straight for the Gym. Finally, I would be able to be done with this whole charade! Opening the doors, I yelled for the Gym Leader. Nobody answered. In fact, as far as I could tell, this Gym was deserted! Then, how the Muk was I supposed to get my last badge!? Or maybe…. I was the Gym Leader.
This is going to be great. Meet you here Purple, when I destroy you. No hard feelings though.
Cyan Gitors
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