The Gym was locked, who does that!? I mean seriously, even if you’re going to leave, just get one of your minions to be Gym Leader for a few hours, they probably won’t lose immediately! They’ll last long enough for you to get back.
Either way, I was stuck here on the island, with absolutely nothing to do until I found a way to get in, or make a fake badge. I juggled this idea, although I would need so much equipment it would be completely ridiculous to do this now. Why would I buy everything to make a fake button if I would just have to leave it on the island!? That was stupid!
Walking around thinking, I somehow managed to wander into what seemed to be an abandoned mansion. This place seemed weird, I had never seen one like it before. Whoever owned this must have had some serious dough (then gotten caught for insurance fraud, left, and never came back…) The place was littered with Pokemon. Raticates, Grimers, and even the odd Growlithe. Staring at the road a head of me, I opened up my PokeDex to use as a flashlight.
I was approached by a man dressed in black, wearing a mask asking me if I had seen any jewelry lying around. I promptly told him I did not live here, and he thanked me and ran off. Watching him take another man’s wallet, I scratched my head. Figuring he must be a wallet enthusiast (a collector of fancy wallets and the like), I quickly ignored it and went down the stairs to the basement.
There was a weird statue as I went down the stairs, followed by two doors. I did not know which one to take, although this question was quite moot as they were both blocked off by a metal door. Who were these people to tell me I couldn’t go into a room I had never been to in a house that wasn’t mine!? I’m a non-tax paying citizen, I’ll do whatever the Muk (this is getting irritating even to me) I please! Finding a switch in a strange (upper-thigh, mid-crotch) area of the statue, I flipped it to its other side. Both doors opened immediately. I guess good things happen when you just do things on impulse and not worry about the consequences!
Looking in the room, I saw a Growlithe, and immediately went into battle formation! The Growlithe ran at me, teeth bared like daggers in the dark light! … I kicked it into the wall and threw an ultra ball at it (it’s name is now Professor Fuzzles.) Looking where I had caught Dr. Fuzzles, I noticed two packages, looking somewhat like fragile CDs. I pocketed them, and realized there was nothing too great to grab around the mansion.
So out of the mansion I went, still aimlessly walking, unable to proceed forward until I got into the Cinnabar Gym!
…. I chucked a rock through the window of the Gym. Badda-Bing, I’m in.
Cyan Gitors
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