Purple, Day 15: The Beach of Wonder

I am not wearing shoes but I am outside. Cinnabar contains very many strange things. I walked down the beach to the edge of the water. Here out on the eastern coast of Cinnabar there are supposed to be weird occurrences in this small strip of water just off the beach. I doubt any thing I will see will be weirder than having my shoes off while outside. The sand is in between my toes now. If Blaine hadn't mentally prepared me for this contingency, I would be dead right now. Dead.

With that bit of melodrama out of the way I hopped into the water. Pffft. Once again I laugh at all those trainers who learned the only way to get across a body of water was to surf. Look at me! I'm in the water! Well I guess not everyone can be as smart as me (I guess in saying that I have become the smartest person in the world and I would like to be addressed as such). I started to flail back and forth so I could see if any pokemon would come out. I did it for a while and right as I was about to give out I was attacked! Hooray!

This place was even weirder than what the rumors made it out to be. The pokemon I ran into was an Electrode. An Electrode on water. Clearly the pokemon world was far more complex than I expected. Right as I was about to do battle with the Marin-Electrode, a Snorlax popped out of the water and ate it (Note to self: The Pokemon I saw back on my first day as a trainer was a Snorlax! I'm learning!). This Snorlax is powerful, I can feel it. If I had to say, I would place it at about level 150. A poster I read once said that once a pokemon hits level 100 it will no longer become any stronger. This Snorlax just broke reality and created a new one. I must have this pokemon who can break reality.

I threw one of the ultraballs I got from Blaine last night before he tucked me in for bed. It hit the Snorlax and was absorbed into his fat. I told Blaine the net was the only was to properly catch a pokemon but nooooo, he wouldn't listen. Just because your a Gym leader doesn't mean you have the expiecnce I do! I grew up on the streets (in a house) on a bad street (our neighbors once painted their house a shade of tan that the home owner's association wouldn't allow)! My childhood was hard and my street smarts were proof of that.

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Sorry about that I went underwater while typing that and stayed for too long and started to drown. Maybe I should type the rest of this later instead of in the action? Nah, that would ruin the fun. While I wasn't paying attention, the Snorlax tried to eat the ultraball I threw earlier and was captured! My tactic of making it smell tasty by keeping it in my pocket with my gummies worked!

My celebration didn't last long because it was then I saw it. It was so majestic as it emerged from the water. It had a sleek L-design and body made of static. Looking at it hurt my eyes. So beautiful. I threw another ultraball at it, but it was more elusive than Snorlax. It used water gun and shot my ball back at me. Foreplay. Koff Koff had to join in on this moment, so I sent him out. The second he saw it, he floated right back into his pokeball. Guess he isn't into threesomes. It than flew at me with blinding speed, but luckily for me I had the net ready and caught it there. It started to water gun me again, so I punched it. I then slammed the ultraball into its face. I caught it.

I feel funny now.

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