Trainer Andrew ♂, Day 60: Meh

Who cares about the Pokémon League, I didn’t really like it anyway. 

Lance won’t talk to me.  He just threatened me to keep quiet and bought me off with a ticket to some cruise ship.  Whatever.

You’ll be my friend, won’t you gallon of Blue Buneary?  Yes you will, you’ll be good…

Lickitung and I won’t be getting out until couches become less comfortable, or TV less interesting. 

Fuck off,
Trainer Andrew ♂