This whole Indigo League experience is retarded. We spend all day, standing here, battling random people for what? The chance to go fight the Elite Four? Why!? Cause we want to be Pokemon Master!? Has anyone ever heard of one person who has done anything AFTER becoming Pokemon Champion? Nope. It’s stupid.
Either way, I’m going to beat the Elite Four.
Now, my next fight was against a Psychic Woman (I believe her name was Psychic Zach) who had no idea of what she was doing there. Her first Pokemon, Abra, was the worst of things. I have no idea how these trainers are getting to the Indigo League with these extremely weak Pokemon. Seriously, did the Gym Leaders just let them go!?
Sending out Wang Chung, I let the Hitmonlee attack. Abra on the other hand, would not allow this. He continued to teleport all over the room. It was quite ridiculous. I wish I would have caught a Electrode, then it could just explode and kill all the Pokemon. So many dead Pokemon.
Finally, after Wang Chung landed a hit, Abra immediately retreated to the safety of Zach’s belt. Zach looked mad. I looked at the young lady. Her parents must have hated her. Leaving Wang Chung to fight the next enemy, I watched a Pokemon be released.
Oh my Lugia, Mr Mime!? REALLY!? One kick, Mr Mime broken spine, WIN.
The last Pokemon to be distributed was a Magikarp. This was extremely peculiar (Magikarp doesn’t psychic!) mainly because of his extreme clothing change. Hoop earrings flowed down from its fins, and a top hat sat lazily off center of his head. This Magikarp was obviously one classy mother-Seel.
Despite his amazing attire, I had to have Wang Chung kick him out of the Poke-Earth. It was sad to watch, although I know he’s out in space now.
… Karp is in space.
…. Karp is in spa-a-ace!
Is it cold out in space Karp?
You can borrow my jumper if you like Karp.
Does the cold of deep space make your fins go pointy Karp?
Do you use your pointy fins as telescopic antenna to transmit Karpatropic Orders back to Poke-Earth?
I bet you do.
You glorious Seel, you.
Sad to say, I won this way.
Cyan Gitors
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