Purple, Day 40: The music is watching me.

My arm is bleeding everywhere and Oak will not let me back in. Guess I'll just have to suck it up and be a man about my essentially dead arm. I looked up to the sky and knew what I needed to do. Go defeat the Gym leaders. They've had it too good for too long. I wiggled my arm into my cast and walked into Route 1.

I forgot how nice this place sounds. The music here is just so... friendly. I've always wondered where these background songs came from but I guess that's a worry for another time. I noticed a bunch of Rattata and Pidgey lazing about; They are ruining my Route 1 theme listening experience. I sent out Koff Koff and had him use Murder Gas Attack (it definitely is an attack, do not look it up) to kill them all. Ah, here we go, perfect atmosphere with just my best buddy Koff Koff and myself. This is the life.

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Ah! I must of dozed off! I could tell because I had a comically large snot bubble coming out of my nose! Please do not ask me how I was able to see myself why I was sleeping, because I will not be able to provide you with a satisfactory answer. Once the initial grogginess of waking up wore off, I noticed something funny (Koff Koff was munching on a Ratatta corpse), the music had dropped down in pitch and had slowed down. It was kind of creepy and it kind of made me want to carve the words “Emperor” into my chest and kill people JUST KIDDING THAT WOULD BE STUPID, but seriously it was scary and I wish my Dad wasn't dead so he could beat up all of my afraid emotions (and the rest of my body as he would do on Saturday nights after calling Mommy and I by our favorite nicknames, Human Garbage and Dipshit!).

I looked around and noticed some Loudred eying me hungrily. Oooooh that's what makes the music. How do so many of these guys get past the PAA (Pokemon Anti-Immigration Society)? Maybe they are allowed because they make the bitchin' tunes? Ah well, that doesn't matter because these guys will probably eat me if I don't run.

So I did. They followed me though. Damn them, and they're having legs!  I figured I would have to face them eventually (plus I was tired from running and my arm huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurts), so I told Koff Koff to kill them. Whoops, I left Koff Koff behind and they were trying to bite their way through his body. Koff Koff, I love you.

“EXPLOSION!”

Those who were not killed from the blast, lost their life to the raging fire or due to blood loss from the limb(s) they lost. They were all dead (fainted?). Including Koff Koff. Poor bastard.

This is why we have Pokemon Centers though. Fuck you Loudreds, I'm gonna go fix Koff Koff!

Catch You Later.

Purple Gitimall