So, Rhydon is still working on destroying the wall. It was only now that I realized another trainer has been sitting around in the cave with me. His name is Youngster Larry and he said that he ran past the guards to confess his undying love to Lance, the Dragon Trainer.
… Damn. No bars on my PokeDex. I’d really like to call PokeServices and have him and his Ratatta (that he somehow got four badges with) taken to a mental institution.. Or have him used in soup, whichever comes first.
Watching Rhydon drill was almost painful (I kept getting hit in the face with rocks) to watch. As I sat there, more trainers came into my company, all sighing when they reached the rock wall that trapped us in (well, we could just leave through the other entrance and go around, but that’s all the way over there) the Cave of Champions (also known as: some fuckin’ cave somewhere.) Amongst us, we had a Gentleman, a Biker, a Youngster, a PokeManiac, and some Red jerk. God, I hate him. I don’t know why.
I sat on a rock (or a Geodude, I don’t know really) waiting for time to go by, and decided that I would throw a crazy idea at them. “How would you like, to make the water just go away? You know, with me… We can get rid of the ocean, and the land will reign supreme over all entities in the world, INCLUDING LUGIA! With the land in our grasp, we may even be able to defeat that Giovanni jerk who kicked us out of my Gym and almost destroyed my ribs and kidnapped my minions! … So, who wants to join Team Magma!?” Red opened his mouth to say something but I quickly slapped him and told him to wait his turn, which would be never.
The others agreed that I was crazy bastard and the Biker quickly converted them all to his group, Team Aqua, and had everybody except myself and Red leave the cave from the other end to head off to some imaginary land called Hoenn. Crazy jerks.
Red and I stared at each other, both with hatred and arousal. … That was weird… Anyways, moments after he threw out a rope and swirled around at the speed of light, blasting out of the cave.
Am still high off the full heals? Hey! Rhydon managed to open the wall! Sweet!
I can see the Pokemon League. It’s beautiful… Wait…
THE TOURNAMENT DOESN’T START FOR ANOTHER SIX DAYS!? FFFF-
Cyan Gitors
PS: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
wow you're not in a big ball of rage!?! good the anger management classes are really working
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