Purple, Day 52: I Beat Up A Woman!

Here I am, out on the battle field again. The announcer is back to giving out details about me that I had forgotten myself. He even knew where I left my sock with the bitchin' stain I got from stepping on that Caterpie way back at the start of my adventure! My opponent introduced herself, her name was Ace Trainer Kirsty ♀ and she had been to the Johto region! Only stupid people go to the Johto region (if I ever go to the Johto region, then this statement becomes invalid). The announcer was still babbling on, but we figured it would be okay to start fighting. She started off with a Ninetails, so I gritted my teeth and prepared myself for the onslaught I was about to release.

“Go Captain McFunRuiner AKA King Steven Bradley!”

“How dare you emancipate myself on a field stained with blood, such as this! I refuse to take place in an institution of violence and hatred any longer! To further my point- dear lord, is that a Ninetails? Detestable creatures, with their flame body and mutant, multiple tails! Purple Gitimall, a mispokethrop like you will be receiving the blessing of my aid today! Have at you vial creature!”, Captain McFunRuiner AKA King Steven Bradley communicated at me, followed by him surfing over the Ninetails with his Surf attack (For someone so brilliant he is really bad at naming his attacks).

Ace Trainer Kirsty ♀ freaked out and questioned why my Slowking was able to talk, to which I replied with a “He isn't a Slowking, he's a Slowkingbro stupid!”. She shrugged it off and sent out a Slowbro. Captain McFunRuiner AKA King Steven Bradley gasped.

“I should have known a trollop like yourself would condone the capture of my species! Young Slowbro, break the chains of your oppression and join my revolution! Together we can-”

Then the Slowbro punched him.

“You Cur!”, yelled Captain McFunRuiner AKA King Steven Bradley with a Shadow Ball to the Slowbro's face.

“Well, you've done well, Purple Gitimall”, said Ace Trainer Kirsty ♀,“but I still have an ACE up my sleeve! The pokemon I caught in Johto! Go Heracross!”.

Ha, she only caught one pokemon while in Johto. She sucks.

Uh oh, while I was making fun of her she wrecked my shit. Guess Heracross type pokemon are strong against smartasses. She started gloating about how powerful her Johtonese pokemon were, so I responded with telling Garfunkel to flamethrower it.

I win again! Take that you woman! I can top your magical future abilities with my super cunning wit!

Catch You Later.

Purple Gitimall