I’m just a kid, but I have noticed a lot of problems going on in the world. I have noticed several injustices, but have only righted one, so far (am I becoming a good person?)
Today, I met a man, screaming at a boulder. Approaching to the man, I told him it could be easily moved using Strength. This man screamed that if water was worldwide, he would no longer have to worry about this (I’m going to censor a word he used a lot with the word Meowth) Meowth. This Meowthing rock was nothing but a bunch of (another word is also vulgar, so that will be Bellsprout) Bellsprout. This Bellsprouty rock was oppressing his Meowthing freedom, and he would put a stop to this Bellsprout.
I calmly asked him what the logic would be in having more water (about 70% of PokeEarth already is water, and it’s useless unless you have Surf), and he gave me a good point to think about (by punching me in the mouth.) I liked this point, but immediately screamed that this man was my sworn enemy, and I would defeat him in a Poke-Battle. So, we got it on.
Letting out Wang Chung, I watched as he threw out something called Mightyena. What the hell is a Mightyena!? I mean, it doesn’t even look like it’s from around here. I didn’t have much time to debate where this man was from, as Mightyena jumped at me with rage. Wang Chung, being surprised by the battle’s start, kicked Mightyena in the snout and the black dog flew into the boulder, breaking it. It quickly got to it’s feet (tricky little Bellsprout, ain’t it?) and bit Wang Chung hard enough to draw blood. As it slapped the dog, the grip on its leg seemed to be becoming more severe. I switched Wang Chung out immediately, and let loose Charizard.
The beast, pissed as all hell, bit at Mightyena harder than the dog originally had bit Wang Chung. Letting fire blast from its lungs, the dog was burnt to cinders. It was immediately let loose and- I’m sorry… I can’t say this next part without laughing. It just cracks me up. The sheer stupidity of the name.. I mean seriously… Sharpedo!? That’s like calling a Pikachu Missile!
Either way, I switched Charizard for Dodrio. From that point, the strange man was screwed. Dodrio ran at Sharpedo, screeching and blasting a Tri-Attack right in it’s open mouth. The shark-torpedo started to smoke from the inside, and was immediately returned. The man grimaced.
Introducing himself as Archie, he said he would see me in Hoenn and Team Aqua would not let me live. With that, the man pushed over a passing child, stole his bicycle and sped off into the cave. That was weird…
Cyan Gitors
PS: Does that mean I’m in a gang now?
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