I barely got any sleep last night, thanks to Mr. MEHMEHMEHIMMADWAGONQUAZA; he spent the whole of last night flying around the world a few times. What an asshole. We touched down in Pewter City and Rayquaza wished me good luck. Or maybe he just growled at me, I can never be too sure.
I kicked the door in an eyed Flint viciously, “I want my badge Old man.”.
“You are going to have to fight me for it- GREAT CELEBI!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR ARM!?”, said Flint.
Oh yeah, my arm. Forgot that was all bloody and stuff. I challenged him to a battle, and as a result, he threw the badge at me and told me to keep the arm away from him. I guess he accepted the fact I already defeated him once. Why did he throw the badge at me though? People seem to like to do that.
Mounting Rayquaza, I commanded him to fly me to the next Gym. I got comfy because I assumed it would take all night to get there, giving me a silly adventure for tomorrow. I was wrong. Rayquaza took off instantly and blasted through the air, landing 20 seconds later in Cerulean City. How did he fly here? I've never been here before!
“Rayquuuuaaaza.”
“I have been everywhere, so I can fly here.”
That was so convenient of him! We were even in front of the Gym! Thanks magical flying dragon! The Gym door was locked but I didn't give a shit so I had Garfunkel burn it down. Just the door though, they aren't the Pokemon Fanclub. I hopped into the water and swam up to the leader. Popping out of the water I yelled my battle cry and sent out Missile. Misty seemed to accept my challenge and reached for her pokemon, but not before she said: “Oh wow, is your arm okay?”
SHUT UP ITS BATTLE TIME. I told Missile to use Thunderbolt, which would defeat her pokemon instantly! Unfortunately, she hadn't sent one out yet. After the lightning was finished, she sent out a Staryu. She thought she was so smart, THUNDERBOLT AGAIN MISSILE. Staryu went down. She growled and threw out her next pokemon, Starmie. I told Missile to thunderbolt again but the Starmie was too fast with its fancy Bubblebeam. I sent out Garfunkel and told him to end this battle. Misty laughed, claiming that “Water was strong against Fire” and that I was “the second biggest fucking idiot [she] has ever met”. Pffft, silly Misty, Fire is super effective against EVERYTHING! Surely enough, Garfunkel's Flamethrower KO'd her Starmie. I punched her in the overy and took my badge. I'm a champ.
I hopped onto Rayquaza and told him to fly around the world again. I've grown to like the gentle rocking while I sleep.
Catch You later.
Purple Gitimall
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