So eventually Cyan's Dugtrio came up from underground and left my clothes in front of me, gave me one of those “What are you doing with your life, man?” looks, and then spat on me before going back into the Gym. Excellent way to start a day. I tossed my clothes on and begun my march back to Oak.
As I walked down the path, I noticed it was very different than it was before. It must be one of those new hightechy wibbly woobly Routes that the MAN has been trying to force on us. There are trees everywhere! Its like a forest! A forest by Viridian! A Viridian Forest, if you would. There were a lot of weak bugs and stuff here. Ah, Caterpie. I killed one of you once. It seemed like such a big deal back then, but now, WAM! 7 points!
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Oh sorry, Koff Koff and I are having a competition to see how can make the most Caterpie and/or Weedle go SPLAT!
During my walk down the tree lined hallway, I was challenged by Bug Catcher Sammy! After all of the incredible battles I've had lately (with the exception of the battle I had with Cyan yesterday, that didn't count), I had to wonder just how mind-blowingly powerful Bug Catcher Sammy really was. A level 9 Weedle was the extent of his power. I could have killed your pokemon myself, I didn't need to bother The Scrambler for this. Now that I think about it, I've become desensitized to all these murders. Maybe I have a problem. Meh, fuck it. If it becomes topical at a time where it can be fixed with no physical, financial, or mental effort. Well here I am, out of Viridian Forest (as I have dubbed it)!
“Welcome to Pewter City! City of Rocks!”
I don't think that says Pallet Town.
Catch You Later.
Purple Gitimall
P.S: I cannot read so I may be wrong.
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