I reached for my belt and threw a ball! Out came Pokey! I stared at him with discontent as I didn't want him out. He couldn't help me get across the ocean. So then I threw another ball, and out came Tubbo the Fat Guy. There we go, now I'm packing heat! I then released The Scrambler and had his front 3 heads bite onto a bed sheet I had brought incase I needed a cape (it would go with the crobatman mask I got for that disguise). With The Scrambler standing on top of Tubbo the Fat Guy I had created a raft! Suck it engineers! I then kicked Pokey because he was useless for crossing water and he derped at me.
Pushing some of Tubbo the Fat Guy's fat together to form a throne for me to sit upon while I waited for my voyage to depart. It took about an hour for the wind to kick up enough to move Tubbo the Fat Guy (I'll refrain from making a fat joke you fatass). While waiting for the raft to land in Pallet Town, I played with my pokemon and mastered staring at Blue Screen a bit more.
A bunch of swimmers yelled at me, saying I was in their line of vison and that we had to do battle but I was in a seafaring mood and decided to plunder them instead. Yar, I be a Pokepirate now! That got old really fast seeing as none of the swimmers had anything to give but their swim-clothes. I saw naughty parts, it was nasty.
Before I could take the makeshift Pokepirate hat I made using a leaf I brutally ripped off of The Scrambler's head, I saw it (Not Blue Screen it, a different it). The water splashed upwards like a waterfall (except it was coming up instead of down, it was really intense) and a large blue head bobbed to and fro. Then it emerged in its glorious flail! There it is! The Blue Waillord! Almost all Wailord are blue so it wasn't really that impressive but I was in the moment. I didn't have a harpoon, so I shot it with my gun. I brought one because a bullet is super-effective against all pokemon.
It then got pissed and ate me. This place smells.
Catch You Later.
Purple Gitmall
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