Purple, Day 28: I am the Night.

So I spent all of last night scaling the Sliph Co. building so that I may start my vacation of right. Now, I know you all understand what I am talking about as I like to spend my vacation the same way anybody does. Grapple from building to building dresses as Crobatman. I am a normal human being.

I flew building from building, feeling the power of the night fill me as I looked down upon the disease ridden city (literally, that earthquake did some damage) scanning it for crime. I felt alone though. I guess it was time to adopt a partner, but I didn't see any circuses around, plus I didn't feel like offing a kids parents. So I'll do the second best: Have Blue Screen turn into Tailowboy (Crobatman's partner). I sent him out and commanded him to transform! He glitched a little into the shape of a Kangaskhan and figured it was as close as I could get.

The Pokenamic duo! It felt good to be a super hero! Now as I swung from the rooftops, Blue Screen floated behind me menacingly enough to scare away any neer-do-wells. That though, apparently wasn't enough to quell their no-good-do-ery as my trouble sences were going off (I developed them during the week I stayed with Ariadosman in issue #239, so you can shut up about it being non-canon) and I felt that danger was happening right behind this wall!

I commanded Blue Screen to use Water Gun on the wall, and when he did it exploded! We hopped in (looking really cool, by the way) and assessed the area around us. There was some purple haired girl with 2 odd looking Vileplumes next to her, a nurse joy tied a chair by vines, and some jerk who looked like the actor who played Brock in General Pokemon; The Dilemma of Ash Ketchum (I looked up the name to the soap opera since no one seemed to remember the name). That Brock lookalike asshole must be the bad guy! Before I could spring into attack mode the Vileplumes made a charge at me! Silly girl, she must have panicked, being a girl and all, and not realized I was here to save the day! I figured Blue Screen could quell their attacks by using another Water Gun, but unfortunately they burst into flame when the water hit them. Whoops.

I figured if I ignored it, the problem would dissipate, so I shifted my attention to the real villain, Brock. I demanded he give me his badge and any info he had on The Mimer (Crobatman's arch-nemesis). He then informed me that if I wanted the Boulder Badge, I would have to beat his father. I don't even know what that means. I about-faced and took off in a sprint to fly away into the night.

I crashed into an alley. Seems like a good place to sleep for the night.

Catch You Later.

Purple Gitimall