Purple, Day 19: Moby Waildick

Turns out a Wailord tongue makes a great bed. I probably should have been more concerned with escaping but to be honest after doing a few things that could be easily summed up in a relatively short post I get really tired and just stop being awake for the day. Bad smell makes this place a bad place to be. I guess that makes now wake up time.

I got up and started wandering around the belly of the beast (I guess its more of its throat but that sounds cooler). I came across a big meaty flap door thing and wanted to get passed it as I hate big meaty flap door things that halt my progress. I reached for my pokeballs and realized Tubbo the Fat Guy and The Scrambler were missing! They were probably still in Raft-mode and are now resting on Pallet's beach waiting for me. Surely that is the only thing that could have happened.

After breaking my way through to the next “room” using Koff Koff's Sludge Bomb to blow the door open (it really explodes!), I saw what appeared to be a small shanty complete with old man. Inside a Wailord. I knew the economy was bad but this is silly. The Old man saw me and laughed to himself, saying something about us crazy kids and getting stuck in Wailords. He then said some other stuff but I was busy thinking about not Old man stuff.

I then noticed, I was really hungry. I needed food. Now. The Old man kept using his mouth at me and I decided to do the unthinkable (well not so unthinkable as I thought about it). I pulled out my gun and stuck it in the Old man's face telling him it would be over soon and that his body wouldn't go to waste as it would fill my belly up until I had not gross Old man to eat. He then laughed and told me if I was so hungry I could eat some of the Wailord like has had been doing or my banana.

On closer inspection, my gun turned out to be a banana. Weird.

Before I could get any of that tasty Wailord inside me there was a large rumble and the Oldman chuckled telling me it was time to leave. In that moment water went everywhere and I was blasted into the sky! Wailords have functioning cannons inside them apparently. I flew over a few islands and landed head first into the sand. Lucky for me it was compacted together and made my fall really hurt. None of that pussy shit you find in good landings. My brain hurts really bad now.

Once my newly formed concussion wore off a bit I started wobbling around the beach until I found Tubbo the Fat Guy and The Scrambler. They were just resting on the beach in raft-mode. I am such a good trainer.

I've made it to Pallet Town! Huh. That sign says “Fuchsia City”. Its weird to have a sign that's wrong.

Catch You Later.

Purple Gitimall