Purple, Day 20: The City of Pallet Town!

Pallet Town is so weird. They have signs everywhere labeled “Fuchsia City”. They must be really embarrassed that they are such a small town (having only 2 houses and the pokemon lab) that they went out and built all theses fake houses and hired people to pretend they live here so they can pass of as Fuchsia. This is a sad, strange little town and they have my pity.

After a bit of wobbling around town for a bit, I figured this facade of a town isn't too bad. I mean, I haven't been able to find the pokemon lab (I've seen a registry office but that is pussy shit. I will only register in front of Professor Oak.), but I found a petting zoo! I spent about 3 hours petting a Chancey. Its so soft! I bet they're made of pillows and breasts!

I stopped my wobbling because it wasn't cool anymore (Gotta stay hip, Cool Trainer Andrew ♂ is ugly. (I don't mean it, I'm just being hip. (Hell yeah I mean it, you poop! (That should throw them off the trail!)))) and starting skipping. Bitches love the skipping.

Amidst my skipping I accidentally logged myself between 2 ghost walls in a big building filled with a whole lotta ninja. Tricky, tricky Pallet Town. I started to smash my way through the walls because they were being bullshit. This went on for a total of 6 seconds before the Ninja Master and his daughter jumped me. They said something about honor and their gym badges. It was so scary. I released Blue Screen and ran as I carried him to blind my pursuers (even though I wasn't sure if they were following me). I ran. I ran so far away. I just ran. I ran all night and day. I totally got away.

I ran straight through some guy at a counter saying something about “The Safari Zone”. I thought that was in Fuchsia City? Man they went all out with this replica. I looked around to see what pokemon I could find since I was here. There were a lot of crappy little Exeggecute, so I had The Scrambler stomp them all to death. While I was watching the blood go everywhere, I noticed a pack of Kangaskhan.

I have the greatest idea in the world. I'll tell you guys just how perfect this ends up being.

Catch You Later.

Purple Gitimall