I am Purple Gitimall, I am a brand spankin' new Pokemon Trainer!
Now I know what you are thinking, "But Purple, you are an 18 year old! Don't most people become pokemon trainers at 10?" First off, fuck you, second off I am a late bloomer and my mom wouldn't let me leave the house. I would have run away but the concept of feeding, dressing, and surviving by myself escaped me at the time. Over the last 8 years I've learned how to operate without love and I now understand how to make the "sandwich". I am more than ready.
Before it gets way too out of hand I want to set something straight. The reason so many children in Kanto are named after colors is that it is a tradition. How did it start? How the fuck should I know? Do I look like some kind of guy who knows what history is? Well I don't. My Mom named me Purple despite the fact my favorite color is Orange and now I am stuck wearing purple clothing so I can fit in with society. Just imagine, some guy is named Purple but he is wearing Orange, what would the neighbors think?!
Well I was hoping to score my first pokemon for free but unfortunately, I do not have a professor to give me a pokemon in my hometown (Celadon City RAWKS by the way) and even if I did I doubt they would give me one for free. I ain't payin' shit for one of those little pokefuckers either. Don't get me wrong, I love pokemon but they are all little shits who want me dead.
Later today I will go out of the city for the first time in my life over to route 16 to catch myself a pokemon. I will prepare the net. Until then, catch you later.
Purple Gitimal
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