Pink, Day 32: Sabrina: The Teenage Psychic.

I am sooo seeing double and orange and there appears to be a slight buzzing in my ears.  Buzzz buzzz buzzz!

Echo said "Hi." and introduced me to a lady called Sabrina's mom.  Sabrina's mom is a nice lady.  Everyone is nice here.

We're going to find some people (we is Sabrina's mom, Echo and MEEEEEE)!  There's this brick road that goes through the middle of all the dollhouses (because there's lots around and stuff) and its orange.  We're following the orange brick road!  That's funny for some reason.

On our travels through the dollhouse county, we encountered a (and let me get this right as we don't have these here) Scarecrow the Tangrowth.  Whatever that is.  Over here in Kanto, we know of only one hundred and fifty Pokémon, any others that wander over here, we send them back to their respective region.  Most regions do the same though the Unova Region took it a step too far and invented some Dream World where Pokémon were only allowed to be traded with the use of Dream magic.  Silly Unova people.  Anyway, Scarecrow the Tangrowth (or Tangrowth the Scarecrow) says he is in need of a brain just like my Haunter!  All ghosts need brains as they don't have organs!  But... this scarecrow definitely isn't a ghost.  This is okay.

Reginald Tinman Steel was the next one we met.  Apparently, he is a Registeel (another strange Pokémon from afar).  Reginald said he was missing his heart.  I wasn't entirely sure this was possible.  I always thought that... ORANGE!  Everything just went orange (more orange).  We're now in front of a giant growling thing.  He says his name is Lion and he is missing his courage.  How does one misplace their courage?  Unless... unless it’s a metaphor like for a gun.  The growling thing says he is an Entei.  An Entei is a fire thing.  This is also okay.

When all three were together, I told them about the little girl who had brought me here.  They knew exactly who I was talking about.  They said she was the Evil Wicked Teenage Witch Sabrina of the West, who had terrorised the land for years.  "Lion" and "Tinman" were too sad to speak but "Scarecrow" added that Sabrina had taken what they were missing, and the only way to get their stuff back was to murder Sabrina with a giant pitchfork.

I agreed and we went along the orange brick road with Echo trailing behind us along with Sabrina's mom.  Sabrina's mom never told the three talking Pokémon who she was as she didn't want to be killed with a giant pitchfork.

This was all well and good until we got to the lair of the Evil Wicked Teenage Witch Sabrina of the West.  She still had her hat but this time the girl had a ball too and was bouncing it around.

Fortunately a man appeared and said if we all clicked our heels three times a giant pitchfork would appear, and appear it did!  Lion, Scarecrow and Tinman lifted the large weapon up, and together, they ran towards Sabrina with it.

POP!

The ball blasted air out everywhere and a huge tornado span about, lifting us all off the ground and sending us to an abyss of orange lollipops.

Moments later, I was in Sabrina's Gym with Sabrina the girl, Sabrina the older girl (Gym Leader), and some man who said he was Sabrina's dad.  The three talking Pokémon were there too but they didn’t have the pitchfork anymore.  Shame.

Suddenly my Haunter popped out of his ball and started laughing, then Sabrina started laughing, then the little girl disappeared, then the dad started laughing and the three talking Pokémon joined in too.

"Here you go."  That was Sabrina's mom and she gave me the Marsh Badge.  "Now run along before they stop laughing and everything goes insane again.  Sabrina is a very unstable young lady.  Ever since her time in Team Rocket, she hasn't been the same.  Best you go now."

I asked the woman where Echo was but she just shook her head.  "That lady has been cancelled out of existence.  Shame really, she had a good thing going."

I returned Haunter to his Pokéball (because leaving it here would be stupid, I mean who would leave their Pokémon in a place like this?  That would be just obtuse).

I have a Marsh Badge now!  And its orange.  ORANGE!

I think I have two of them.

I decided to call my Uncle Gio to let him know of my progress.  At first, he didn't know who I was but then he finally recognised me.  I asked him when he would open his Pokémon Gym in Viridian City and he said he would be there in seven days.  Woot!

Ok, I'll take your Pokémon for a few seconds.

Dun dun dun dun dun dun, duh duh duh de duh!!!!

Here are your Pokémon.

We hope to see you again soon!

Nurse Pink Joy