Thursday, February 3, 2011

Cool Beauty Trainer Andrew ♂ ♀, Day 14: All’s Quiet

I’m afraid I don’t really have much to report from my activities at the gym.  Most of the day is just an endless cycle of trainers coming at me.  A lot of them are children, is that odd to anyone else?  I know I’m no spring chicken, but these kids are out wandering the roads at night with no parental supervision!  Maybe I’m just old-fashioned though.

Keeping my ruse of being a female is turning out to be a lot easier than I thought it would be.  Most of the conversation revolves around deciding which Oddish is cuter than another.
 
The saving grace in all of this is the knowledge that Cyan will have to come by soon.  And when he does, I shall give him such a thrashing! 

Lickitung has been a big help in me keeping my cover.  She zips the back of my dress up every morning, and always makes sure that I stuff my bra.  Perhaps we are a bit of an odd couple, but we manage to get by. 

I did notice that Lickitung wasn’t quite up to her normal standards in battles recently.  It’s probably just a side-effect from getting to fight so much.  Fearow is doing splendidly as well.  Both are leveling up quite nicely, and at such a pace!

On a side note, whoever invented hosiery can go find a hole to die in.

At any cost!
Cool Trainer Andrew♂

P.S.
Your insults no longer have any effect on me!  Know that!  I will take whatever you can dish out, so please, deliver your best.  Though it pains me to go at this at their level, I have prepared the following list of insults about the other bloggers:

Cyan: You are a childish sod whose over-violent tendencies will no doubt land you in prison.  Also, cyan is a horrid color and you should feel ashamed to like it.

Pink: Your ideas about the inner workings of the government are on par with those of a crazed ninny, which, under the circumstances, I have no choice but to call you. 

Purple: From what I can tell you not only can barely function on a societal level, but I wonder if your recent exploits don’t point you in the direction of actual mental retardation.  If the latter is proven true, I apologize for this insult ahead of time.

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