Purple, Day 8: ITS POISON!

I'm back in Celadon! Pink said we needed disguises so we bought stuff from a clothing store to hide our identies. She bought some girly shit, but I went the extra mile and bought an actual disguise. Trench coat and Crobatman mask. Nobody will know it is me, they'll mistake me for the Winged Crusader.

We then went to the Game Corner, where some old guy stormed out and gave us coin cases. Why do I need a case for my coins? Can I use it for other things, like sandwiches? There wasn't a sandwich in it. My life is moot.

After that life questioning experience we went in and played games using the money in the cases! The slots were cheating bastards (add them to the “To Kill” list)! So after wasting half my money, I decided I was going to win, so I sent out Koff Koff to cover me while I kicked the money out of the machine.

I got kicked out, but I had my coins! It turns out the game coins aren't redeemable for money at the prize center... Lucky for me there was one of those guys with the “R”s on them that offered to give me money for my coins! Hooray for illegal operations!

I now have 11,199 pd! I HAVE ALL THE MONEY! Using my new found wealth I bought every antidote, unfortunately though the shopkeep told me I can only hold 99 of one item. I didn't even have room for that many! So I just kept the one I needed and told the shopkeep to hold them for me. I also bought 2 great balls!

Now its the moment of truth! Go Antidote!

Koff Koff started puking! I rushed over to the pokemon center to get him fixed! Apparently poison type cannot get poisoned, so when you use a antidote on them it cures them of their natural posion and makes them horribly sick. Nurse Joy tells me Koff Koff only has 2 days to live.

Fuck you Joy. If you say it'll live longer, it will! You're a Doctor Godamnit!

Catch You Later.

Purple Gitimall