I've been doing pretty good with this strategy so far, as my track record is 3 wins/11 loses! That's 3 battles I won! On top of that, I've only had to flee 4 angry parents! The day was going good, and the sun was still high in the sky (where I hope it will stay unless I am able to harness its incredible power for the sake of justice (and by “justice!” I mean Koff Koff))!
I have also picked up a few items and quite a bit of cash as well! 99 pd motherfucker! I made 99 pd in only 3 days! Hardcore. Most of the items I picked up have been pretty useless thus far but if any shit goes down and somebody gets burned, I got a burn heal. That's right, burn heal. It sells for 250 pd in pokemarts. I am ROLLING in pd!
As I walked by the fateful alleyway where I met Koff Koff, I was ambushed! It wasn't one of my old lackies, it was a wild pokemon (although now looking back at the occasion it may have been sent by one of my underlings from the future who can time travel)! You can only encounter wild pokemon in tall grass, a cave, water, or a creepy/abandonded building! Saffron City isn't any of those things! He was breaking rules held sacred by wild pokemon, I had to teach him a lesson!
I was not going to treat this neer-do-well Exeggcute (I did mention it was an Exeggcute, didn't I? Im sure I did) to the fabulous presence of Koff Koff, so I figured I would fight it myself! So I kicked it in two of its little egg faces. Ow! This thing is so hard it hurt my foot! It must have a defense of like 80 (I'm not exactly sure what that means, but it just sounds right)! Since I was not in tip top condition enough to penetrate its amazing eggy defense with my body, I would need a weapon. Unfortunately I left my mint condition replica of the Hammer of Raikou at home so I would not be able to smash this rebel-rouser with its lightningy justice! So I threw an item at it.
I grabbed a rock out of my bag and chucked it at the Exeggcute. It hit it with a crack (YOLK EVERYWHERE!) and I thought the beast to be defeated! It started to glow! It was going to blow up! I made a pokemon explode! Huzzah! Go me!
It evolved. Into a tree. Eggs grow into trees. I started throwing everything I owned at this monstrosity. I could not allow this fiend to exist. Apparently I had picked up an Ultraball.
I wanted Koff Koff to meet his new friend, so I got on top of The Scrambler ( I have big plans for this guy). It wasn't long before we heard a big explosion and The Scrambler, being the motherfucker he is, ran towards it. It was Pink! She was doing something with a lotta Officer Jennys and a lotta Growlithes.
A lot of shit went down. I wasn't really paying attention so I couldn't tell you what happened (although at one point I told The Scrambler to do Sunny Day, I needed to harness the suns power!)but I had a fantastic sandwhich. Geez what happened to Saffron while I wasn't looking? It got all broked.
Catch You Later.
Purple Gitimall
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