The Gym is just like the people there. Weird. There are teleporters everywhere! I've got so many problems with that (Two problems constitutes as so many in my book by the way.). Problem number one, how the hell are you supposed to know where you are going in the gym? What if your pokemon and/or you exploded and you and/or your pokemon needed to take a ride through the magic healing machines at the pokemon center (WHY AREN'T THERE PEOPLE POKEMON CENTERS!)? It would be a fashion emergency! Oh sorry, it would actually just be a normal emergency. Problem number two, why are the only teleporters in Kanto used to make situational puzzles? It boogles my mind. No really it does. I was lost for over 18 hours.
Well I eventually overcame that trial and found Sabrina! I instantly challenged her and she did some creepy shit and there was this little girl and all this psychic shit and something about her parents and lotsa angst and then a haunter showed up and she laughed and stuff and I was all like what. So I waited for all that nonsensery to finish up, then the battle began.
Cheating whore. You are NOT stronger than Koff Koff! I'll show her! I'll come back one of these days and straight up murder her ass. If you are reading this in the future and plan to use this as evidence against me in court to prove I committed the crime, you'll never catch me. Unless you already caught me, then please don't use this or any other incriminating evidence. I don't wanna go to prison.
Well I guess Koff Koff and me need to train (and I'll check for money everywhere!) if we are going to be able to beat cheaters like Sabrina. So we will train the only way I know how.
Fuck, I was hoping in saying that I would suddenly know how to train a pokemon.
Catch You Later.
Purple Gitimall
P.S. Has anyone seen Pink?
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