Cool Biker Trainer Andrew ♂, Day 10: The Reckoning

It had all started so well.  I had been riding up and down Cycling Road for most of the day, hoping to run into another trainer.  None of the other Bikers would fight me, all of them turning their noses at my presence.   

Waiting around for a while and riding around in a circle, I quickly grew bored.  Clearly I would have to go elsewhere to train. 

In the early hours of the morning, I decided to take the route north, all I passed were more Bikers; a bunch of ignoramuses if you ask me.

And there she was, that succubus, standing there and looking troubled.  I recognized her as my companion Pink, from the blog.

“Wonderful!” I thought to myself, “My first battle will be with an acquaintance.”

I challenged her to a battle, and I was filled with unbridled enthusiasm at getting to finally have a

Pokémon battle!

At that, I noticed Purple riding at full speed towards the two of us.  Shouting some nonsense about it being “extreme” or something, he fell into the waters below.  Quite concerned, I wondered if we shouldn’t help him.  Pink, pretty cold heartedly, denied helping him, instead turning our attentions to the battle at hand.  I suppose she does know him much better than me, so I banished him from my mind.

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Despite my best efforts, it seems that having more than one pokémon is more of an asset than I’d previously thought.

Lickitung fought beautifully at first, downing her Ghastly with a well-placed blizzard.  She then sent out Machamp.  Again, Lickitung did her best, but fell before the mighty beast.

She stole my bike as well.

I cried for a long time, my tears soaking the cold pavement as my breath began ragged and my head throbbed.  My very first battle was a failure.  How could I go defeat Cyan if I couldn’t even defeat the likes of some insane whelp!?  Lickitung came over to me, and I held her close as I sobbed onto her rubbery, pink skin.  She kept me warm all of today, and I felt her heart beating with mine in perfect unison.  Our bodies intertwined in a beautiful manner, our eyes glittering with reflections of the same stars.

How do we define love?  Hmm?  How does one know when one is so caught in the throes of passion that one would go against all bounds of society, feigning what some deem ‘right’ or ‘lawful’? 

Be warned Cyan, just because I’ve lost today doesn’t mean I’m giving up!

I suppose I’ve lost my Biker title as well…

Cool Trainer Andrew♂