By word of mouth (the sign outside of the gym), I learned that the next Gym Leader was Lt. Surge. He was a ruthless man, one that had been through many a battle and was destructive towards his fellow man… Although he was good looking, remorseful, (I don’t actually believe this, it’s just all on the sign) and bubbling with raw, electric energy, he had a weakness (What? The sign stops there!)
Now, according to Poke history (the pamphlets that they hand out at the Pokemon Center that also is advertising Poketology [it says that giant Mewtwos are in the sky, waiting to take us all to a planet of ultimate understanding. Good Lugia, that’s a bunch of hogwash!],) Lt. Surge had been a commanding officer in the Second World Pokemon War, where he used his Raichu to take out Adolf Chanzi (a Chansey Dictator), saving all the Clafairies of the world from his ethnic cleansing. Now don’t get me wrong, I think that Chansey is much more badass than Clafairy, but am glad that we won the war (I didn’t want to be working in a Pokemon Center all my life.)
Walking in, I had barely a smile on my face. I needed to do this. For the Mother Sea, HEIL CHANSEY! I let loose Charmeleon, murderous rage and all, and started into the gym. The first trainer ripped it apart in under a minute (I really should start going to the Pokemon Center before battles…) So, my Dugtrio (I am way too lazy to keep typing his good name) went out. It hid underground (where did my Dig TM go?) and Magnemite repeatedly shocked it’s wonder hole. Although, something weird kept happening. Whenever this piece of magnetic crap fired, the bolt was stopped at the ground. Why was this happening!? Dugtrio didn’t have some special power which allowed him to dig and stop thunder. He wasn’t Lugia.
The short end of the story is, I got to Lt. Surge with very little effort (apparently when Pokemon can’t do their move set anymore, they make the trainer unable to battle. Weird!) Also, Dugtrio has yet to take a single hit! I don’t know what’s going on. On top of that, I haven’t seen him since he went underground the last time. So, Lt. Surge and I started our battle. I waited for Dugtrio, but he never revealed himself! So, out went the veteran’s Voltorb. I was about to send out my Charmeleon but then Dugtrio finally showed himself! Up he went and up went Voltorb as well.
I made a Pokemon explode today.
Second was Pikachu. Dugtrio stood there and took attacks from Pikachu until it fainted due to exhaustion (and I’m guessing confusion as to my super Dugtrio.) Last, Raichu. It was the only one able to take down Dugtrio (even though it took seven hundred hits.) So, Charmeleon burnt the Poke-stuffing out of him.
Cool Trainers, take this. Three badges.
Cyan Gitors
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