So after getting a nights rest I figured it was time to finally leave this city through the correct exit. As I walk out of the pokemon center I run straight into Cyan's line of vision, meaning we have to fight (does everybody get the feeling that you have to fight when this happens?).
I will not lose this time!
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I lost. Actually I take that back. I didn't lose. I was demolished. He sent out a Rhyhorn. A Rhyhorn. A. RHYHORN. WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET A RHYHORN IN CELADON CITY?!?! Well after getting over that, I figured it wouldn't matter if I got my ass kicked, seeing as the pokemon center is less than 20 feet away.
Well it did matter. His Rhyhorn used stomp. The average Rhyhorn weighs 254 pounds. The average Pidgey weighs 4 pounds. On top of that my Pidgey was pretty scrawny. Pidgey is gone now.
I scraped my Pidgey pancake off the ground and rushed into the pokemon center. If this thing dies I will never get out of the city! After slapping it onto the counter I demanded Nurse Joy fix him. She threw up. Guess that was a no.
In my panic I took off towards Saffron city rushing through the tall grass. I was surrounded by an army of wild Spearow and Mankey. What the fuck?! Pokemon live in the grass?! Who let them do that?! I managed to attack despite being confused (Awesome)! Purple used Pidgey Club! It was Super Effective! I continued to run leaving a trail of destruction and dead Spearow/Mankey in my path.
Once I managed to get into Saffron's pokecenter, the Nurse Joy told me to calm down. Fuck you, I just killed every wild pokemon on Route 7. Don't tell me to calm down! She then informed me that dead pokemon cannot be brought back to life.
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I figure if I keep slamming my Pidgey into the wall they'll fix it eventually. Good luck cleanin' this mess up.
I'll Catch You Later.
Purple Gitimall
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