Purple, Day 11: You, Me, and The Sea.

I didn't do much today. All I did was, not a big deal mind you, biked through the ARCEUSDAMN OCEAN.

Yup.

On my way I was attacked by the army of the ocean. The Marines if you will. There were Tentacool, Sharpedo, and Qwilfish. They were led by the King Tentacruel. I was out numbered 127 to 4. I think the odds were in my favor.

I sent out Pokey, him being my own personal master of the sea, to take on this force. They stabbed, bit, and poked him into comatose. Hopefully the pokemon center will fix him, if not I'm getting my Squirtle back. So then I sent out Koff Koff to smoke him out. I do not know what attacks a Weezing can do. Uhhh... Sludge Bomb?

Cool it was an attack! It shot a poison ball of death at the water! That took care of the Sharpedo, but the others were poison type so it didn't work. Uhhh.... Thunderbolt? By the hammer of Raikou! My Koff Koff turned into an Electric type when he evolved! They were all dead. All of them. Maybe that is a bit of exaggeration. They were all dead, except one. The Kingacruel.

I told Koff Koff to Thunderbolt again but he wasn't paying attention. I forgot that we were equals and that I should ask him nicely to attack our enemies. Just then this orange beam (it was a very Hyper Beam!) fired out of the water, knocking Koff Koff out of the air. That tears it, you are dead.

I sent out The Scrambler and even before I could order my solider to end him, he fell into the water crushing the Kingacruel. I win! I dropped a pokeball and allowed it to sink down to capture the Kingacruel. I didn't want it. No! I had to capture this infidel and force him to spend the rest of his days stuck in the computer system.

I then noticed an island out of the corner of my eye! It wasn't far, maybe 7 or so squares away (it is the system of measurement in Kanto)! I made it to Cinnabar Island! I then collapsed from exhaustion. I woke up in the back room of the Cinnabar Poke Center. My life had been saved by Blaine. I hope he didn't feel my penis when he brought me in....

or rape me.

Catch You Later.

Purple Gitimall