Cyan, Day 2: I Am The World's Baddest Preteen

So, I passed out after taking that berry from that mysterious Pokeball. I don’t know why, I just really was out of my mind that night. I could see the colors of the rainbow all night!

I had to go back into Celadon to go pick up a few things from the local shop (basically so I didn’t have the same berry-trip again) so I walked back from the route to the Pokeshop. I grabbed some poke balls and potions to keep my new Rhyhorn’s strength up until I realized the horrible fact: My mother has all my money.

Now I’m on the run for shoplifting a single poke ball.

On my climactic fleeing, I was stopped dead in my tracks as Purple Gitimall when our eyes locked (why do we stop everything when we do lock eyes!? It’s weird!!!) I threw out my Rhyhorn as he let loose his Pidgey.

…. I have never seen so much blood in my life. Like, he totally wrecked that Pidgey. Rhyhorn just… Stomped on him and wouldn’t stop! I tried to call him off but his bloodlust was just too much for me to stop.

… I assisted in killing a small animal today. Next stop, I’m gonna start assisting in killing people… I’m a horrible person….

Although, Purple Gitimall will never get in my way again, cause I took half of his money, AGAIN (I need to start fighting trainers with cash on hand instead of being held by their mothers….)

So, Purple, what now!? Huh!? I’m going to fight the Pewter City Gym Leader, and then fight the rest and become a master!

WHAT UP!?

Cyan Gitors

PS: I do not have a clue on how I'm supposed to pass Diglett Cave...