Its a funny world sometimes... funny. Now Pokémon, they look the same to my eyes and yours, but there are differences. Some are subtle, some are obvious, but because they aren't human, we cannot always see the variations between each creature.
Now Nurse Joy (and officer Jenny) are human. I know that you can get lookalikes, twins, triplets, even octoplets, but a Nurse Joy (and officer Jenny) in EVERY town and city! And they stay the same age! What in Lugia's name is going on? They act the same, they talk the same, they look the same, they're called the same name, they have the same blood type and everything.
THEY
ARE
IDENTICAL!
Now there might be a few small differences... but... but... it is impossible to have people who match so perfectly... unless there is something buried there. Some deep clandestine to be revealed. A secret as old as the Pokémon Centers themselves.
I have been doing some digging and have asked the ghosts at the tower in Lavender Town for any info they can give me. They said they would get back to me as its a mystery even they have no answer for.
Now posting my thoughts here might draw the Nurse Joys' and Officer Jennys' attention to me... but I need to know. WHY do they exist. HOW do they exist? WHAT makes them so identical? Is it cloning or something else?
I think back to that special yet perculiar moment, when I spoke to Purple for the first time. I was using a television phone at the Lavender Town Pokémon Center. He was at the Celadon Pokémon Center. How we got talking on the phone together... well, that detail is for another day.
The Nurse Joy at the Pokémon Center I was at kept a close harsh eye on me, so much that even Purple got a creepy vibe from the lady. Purple even called me Joy on several occasions as my hair is also pink, and he seemed to get us mixed up. Perhaps that's just Purple being an idiot. Perhaps not.
When the conversation had ended and I was leaving, the Nurse Joy asked if I wanted to grow up to become a Nurse Joy due to my pink hair.
I scowled and slammed the door after myself. How dare she suggest something like that to me. The nerve!
Keep on looking at the cameras people. They are watching.
Pink McQueen
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