Monday, March 21, 2011

Nurse Joy, Day 5: Murder, I wrote.

Crash!  Thunk!  Cudappaloppo!  A Kedabra's corpse rolled into the Pokémon Center today.  I examined the body and considered the cause of death.

Diagnosis... MURDER!

My Chansey stood beside me with sunglasses and a wry smile.  I wore my Nurse Joy outfit with style (I wore sunglasses too which makes this cooler).  My Chansey gave me a drink.  It was like red metal.  Nice.  SOoooooo NICe!  Gack!  Hack!

My name is Saffron, Nurse Joy Saffron, and I will be your detective today!

...

At least I would be if Officer Jenny hadn't arrived.  That was so nice of her.

She introduced herself.  "My name is Vi-Vi-Vi-Vi..."

"Vileplume?"  I suggested.

"Viole-Officer Jenny," the Officer Jenny said.

"Hello, and welcome to the Pokémon Center."  Was what I said.

A sneaky Pokémon trainer had been killing Pokémon in the city.  It had to be a member of Team Rocket.  There was no such thing as an upstanding gentleman murderer after all.  What would the children think if that happened?

I accompanied Officer Jenny on her investigation in case any Pokémon needed a Nurse Joy.  During our travels, we found footprints.  Luckily, Officer Jenny had a giant magnifying glass for such an occasion.  We followed the prints and found another dead Pokémon.

This one was a Magikarp and it had been burned to death.  Looks like this fish... just got fried.  YEAAAAAHHHH- sorry, not sure why I did that.  Nice, nice.  Chansey gave me another drink.

Hack.

Nice.

Officer Jenny continued the journey to a wall.  How could a person climb the wall?  What in...?  There was a pair of boots left against the wall.

The plot thickened.

Upon closer inspection, we discovered a note by the boots.  It said, 'Congratulations, you left the Pokémon Center unattended and now I'm stealing all the Pokémon.' and it was signed by someone called Silver.

We are not sure what to make of this.  If anyone has any information concerning this note and the dead Pokémon... please call 01982 457 3827.

Nurse Joy

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