Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Cyan, Day 41: The Day I Got My Rump in Gear!

That healing machine is fantastic! I’m only seeing two of everything! This is awesome (I bet this is what Team Rocket doctors see….)! Anyways, after healing up at the Fuchsia City Pokemon Center, I let out Dodrio and set off back to Viridian City. Giovanni had made a fool of me! I needed to make one of him back.

As I touched down a few hours later, I used my lovely technology (another brick through the window), to infiltrate his Gym once more. I was like a secret agent, hiding behind small objects in the Gym (I never did clean it when I was in charge) until I was found by a Grunt. He demanded that it was by regulation of the Pokemon League that we battle with our Pokemon as opposed to using our fists.

I head butted him as hard as I could in his testicles and he went down like a sack of potatoes.

Proceeding through the various spaces in the Gym, I soon reached the Mewtwo Containment Room once more, where I had been brutally beaten a mere 48 hours earlier. Waltzing in, I let our Charizard and established some of my special brand of authority (a pissed off dragon thing) to those doctors. Depositing my fiend, I found who I was looking for. Or so I thought.

A man who looked a lot like Giovanni told me I needed to leave, as I was not welcome here. I ran up to him to give him a taste of authority but he punched me! PUNCHED ME! I’M TEN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!? WHO PUNCHES A TEN-YEAR OLD!?

So, I left crying from the Gym, and went off into the direction of the Skyscraper I had seen on the horizon in the week earlier. Cutting the tree in the way, I quickly walked through the route. Most trainers wished to fight me on my way there, but this was something I did not have time for, so I pushed the two little girls into the lake they stood beside and crossed it with Lapras. What? They have Polywags, those things can swim! … I think.

Anyways, I reached the tower moments later and was greeted with a smile. I had apparently stumbled into the Indigo League’s Guard Station before crossing Victory Road. Taking some supplies (they don't need them), I walked out on to Route 23.

This is where my real journey began and ended. After this, no longer will I ever have to train another Pokemon in my life! I will be able to create a new life for myself in the region beyond! That and my minions and I will be able to create our new society that we will call “Team Magma”. I liked that name. I don’t know why….

Wait. Is that a river? …. Lapras is fainted and the Pokemon Center is far away. Crap.

Cyan Gitors

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