“Goodbye Prima!”
She stared at me, and I stared back. Her name is Lorelei, why did I call her Prima? I can't stand how awkward this is, I'm leaving. The next room was much warmer than the last (I probably could have slept over here and been perfectly warm) and was littered with large boulders that I felt I could push if I had more STRENGTH.
A large man loomed over me and he introduced himself as Bruno. He was apparently really strong and stuff but the joke was on him: Him being strong doesn't make his pokemon strong (unless they fought against him, then I am fucked). He laughed about how Lorelei has already beaten me down a little but once more, he is a big chucklemonger as I took a nice rest which healed me. Bring it large, scary, built like a tank man (monster?)!
He started out with an Onyx (that isn't a fighting type Pokemon, you silly), so I started with Captain McFunRuiner AKA King Steven Bradley. I kindly asked him to blast it with an Aqua Pulse so he wouldn't give me any lip, and he didn't! A second Onyx came out and I asked him to do it again, and when he did I became weirder out. I asked him what was wrong, and he told me he was “taking a voluntary silence to honor the freedom that [he] had lost when [I] captured him”. I am so tired of you, Captain McFunRuiner AKA King Steven Bradley.
Bruno then sent out his Hitmonchan, which turned out to be female (is every Hitmonlee in the world a female?). Pssh, fighting me with a woman, you're destined to lose. I figured since Captain McFunRuiner AKA King Steven Bradley was obeying me, I would take advantage of the moment and wreck his shit. He flung her into the air and juggled her about. Bruno didn't like this and had his Hitmonchan attempt to punch Captain McFunRuiner AKA King Steven Bradley. Let's just say it didn't work.
Before I could gloat, Bruno had already sent out his next Pokemon, a Hitmonlee, who kicked Captain McFunRuiner AKA King Steven Bradley into submission. Well he had a good run. Go Missile! A battle speed took place right before me, unfortunately I blinked and missed it. I assume Hitmonlee kicked like crazy and Missile dodged it using his amazing, lightning speed and then stabbed it in its heart with a knife made of his own electricity. His Hitmonlee being fainted reafirrmed this idea.
He then released his Machamp, who was apparently the backbone of his team, his strongest member. While he was ranting about how powerful Machamp was, I sent out Koff Koff and had him use explosion. I always win.
I was about to lie down, but I don't want to sleep in the room with the big scary man, on to the next room.
Catch You Later.
Purple Gitimall
P.S: Fuck that shit, that rooms filled with Ghosts, I'm going back to my Lorelei bed.
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