Another day, another battle! I was informed that today was the semi-final match and that if I won it, I may end up winning the prize of being able to compete against the legendary Elite Four! I guess that's a cool prize (not like I wanted one of those bitchin' Nintendo Entertainment Systems or anything). I also learned (I'm learning a lot of things today!) that my opponent was to be Pink McQueen, but because she cannot be found that I would be assigned a new opponent in her place. Of course you can't find her, she died like a baraillijjion years ago! Arceus, these future people are stupid! Not smart like good ol' Purple Gitimall.
NOTE: I switched back to Archianity because Blaine said that he would stop loving me if I sacrificed another Ponyta in his name. Old people can be such pokepoopers.
Out walked my opponent: PKMN Breeder Brendan ♀. She seemed like a very nice and respectable woman, whom all the boys wanted to cram their reproductive organs in, but she was far too classy to accept their offer to practice breeding. She only forces cute lil' animals to get hot and steamy, she doesn't do it herself.
“STOP THE VIOLENCE! All the slaughter and bloodshed is unnecessary! Can't we all get along! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! You know what? Let's hug it out. Come here. Hug. Hug. Smoosh.” quoth PKMN Breeder Brendan ♀.
When she hugged me I felt her boobs. Ha. Heh. Ha. Boobs are soft.
Despite being in the middle of telling the world PKMN Breeder Brendan ♀'s measurements and the probability of me ramming my head into a microwave because my feet are cold later, the announcer was still able to freak out and point out that PKMN Breeder Brendan ♀ broke League regulations by stepping out on the field (if even to hug me with her boobies).
She was a nice girl.
I miss Pink :(
Catch You Later.
Purple Gitimall
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