Purple, Day 47: Earth's Volcano (I actually already have the Earth Badge but I don't want the Volcano Badge to feel lonely by having its own title, plus I did not name the post where I received the Earth Badge something with the word “Earth” in it, so its a win-win situation)

I stand here, in the doorway to Cinnabar Gym, the home of my mind, the dojo of my body, and the cleanest toilets I have ever seen. Somewhere in these halls Blaine waits for me. I said farewell to Rayquaza, as I was unsure of whether this trial would be the end of me or not. Now that I was in the Gym I will have to find Blaine, he is a master of all arts and will definitely be hidden among the shadows- oh there he is.

“Hey! It's been some time Purplkins!”, said Blaine who followed up with a slap on my ass.

I was so happy that I became wet (because I fell into the fish tank Blaine kept around so that he could mock the fish who get no delicious oxygen). The Elderly Lord laughed a little, looked me in the eye, and said, “Lets get you into something a bit more... comfortable”, with a lick of his lip. After about 8 minutes and 39 seconds of looking through a closet, we found that something! A nice fitting hoodie, comfy shorts, a new hat and bag, and WALAH!, I am looking pretty spiffy. Blaine told me that these clothes were all the rage in Johto and that I would be a total stud their (although I would have without the clothes, people like naked people). He slapped me on the back and told me good luck on my new journey. I told him that I was not finished with Kanto yet, and that I only needed his badge to continue on to the pokemon league.

He sighed and led me to the battlefield. He said that he wanted ”minimal damage to his Ponytas, seeing as everybody who comes through has to break one”, and that we would have a 1 on 1 match. He clapped, and his Magmar jumped out of the magma (OH MY GOD, MAGMA SOUNDS LIKE MAGMAR). Hmmm, whats strong against fire....

“Go Garfunkel!”

Garfunkel the Magmar stared into Blaine's Magmar's eyes and a battle of the mind had begun. Blaine looked over to me and said, “Thats a fine choice, I raised you right”, so I replied the only sensible way, “I love you Dad- USE FLAMETHROWER GARFUNKEL!”. Upon saying that, both Magmars started blasting each other with flames. Blaine and I stood and watched for about an hour before getting bored, so we went down stairs for some father-son time (watching porn) and waited the battle out. After the longest time, we heard a bell ring, which indicated that the battle was over. Turned out Garfunkel had won, due to the berry he always kept in his pocket (?) activating mid battle, which healed him, which made him win, which made Blaine give me the badge, which made me kiss him, which made him say “eww”, which made him kick me out of the Gym. I think he likes me.

I waved goodbye to Blaine as I flew off on Rayquaza. I took a little nap, only for Rayquaza to rudely interrupt informing me that we were closing in on Indigo Plateau.

“You served me well, thank you Friendquaza.”

“Anytime Purple, just cry out my name and I'll be there.”

He then tried to tell me that we were making our decent, but I had already given him my goodbyes and could not stand to be with him anymore. So I jumped off of Rayquaza and made my own decent towards Indigo Plateau.

Ouch.

I landed on one of those fancy Rhydon statues, and I think it's horn went through my heart. I think I'm going to.... faint.

Bleh.

Purple Gitimall