So, yesterday I didn’t put up a post. I was supposed to fight, but it appeared my opponent (Fisherman Steve) was actually a Magikarp in disguise. It should have been obvious, he did seem flail a lot and he was seeming to die of oxygen depravation.
Either way, today was my fight with Bug-Catcher George. Finally! Someone worth my stamina.
My God, it was the hardest fight I have ever had to fight. I let my Charizard run loose and George left me trembling with his Metapod. The thing continued to harden, and Charizard could barely scratch it! Finally, giving up, I sent out my next Pokemon. Wang Chung kicked him, but the thing didn’t even budge. I screamed.
Finally, after two Pokemon, I realized I could do nothing. Wang Chung and Charizard were exhausted, and I had nothing left. I sat on the ground. This battle had lasted three hours, and Metapod still showed no signs of weakness. He had done nothing, except defend himself. The selfish jerk!
I tossed out Dodrio, knowing this bird could probably do nothing to harm this stallion of Poke-Engineering.
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That was like rape! Dear God! Metapod guts, just everywhere. Three Tri-Attacks killed all three Metapods (how did he get this far with three Metapods?) instantly. Oh well. Next round… I guess.
Cyan Gitors
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