I started off the day by plotting my revenge against Cyan. Here was my plan: Seeing that he had gotten a Sentret and named it Trainer Andrew Male (by the way, that is OUR WORD, you can use ♂ like everyone else) I decided to go get my very own Sentret and name it after him. Then, when we meet later, our Sentrets can fight and he will finally realize his own inadequacies as a person and submit to being a civilized human being who can function in normal society. Oh, wait, I’m thinking of any other person. Tell me when your testicles drop, kid.
Back at National Park, I was wading through the grass, trying to get a good, healthy Sentret to attack me. On top of that, I had my new pokémon in my hand, ready to throw it into battle. A good male jumped me, and I whipped out my pokéball.
As soon as I did that, Purple, butt naked, burst out of the ball screaming. Surprised as I’ve ever been, I yelled at him to use Hyper Beam in a fit of panic. At that, he fired the beam out of his mouth, taking the Sentret down.
I am so confused.
Anyway, I captured the Sentret which I have now named CyanFailers (it’s like Cyan Getters). Won’t he be surprised when I come at him with an amazingly strong pokémon named after him. A strong Cyan, what irony!
To top it all off, I came back to my room to find the curtain and bedspread ripped to shreds and a message, in what appears to be red paint, written on the wall. It reads: “YOU SHALL KNOW MY REVENGE”.
I’m leaving Goldenrod tomorrow, I have a feeling this won’t end well.
Seriously, what was that?
Trainer Andrew ♂
Trainer Andrew ♂
P.S. Round 2, FIGHT!
When the hell did you catch Purple?
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