Now don’t get me wrong, it’s not that I don’t love Johto (I don’t) and I’d rather shiv myself than be here (I would), although I am back in New Bark Town. Why? This is gonna be good.
Well, I had defeated that bird jerk and got my first badge, and I was feelin’ pretty good about myself! That was, until I was brutally knocked out. I don’t know who did it, but when I came to, I was in the back of a truck. I don’t know how this keeps happening. I mean, I wake up in the weirdest places.
A few days later, the truck stopped and I got out (whoever kidnapped me did NOT do that great of a job) to find myself in the middle of Cherrygrove, where my iPokedexphone went off. Picking it up, I heard Professor Elm, who would not let me talk (bald bastard) insisting I come to his laboratory.
A few more days passed, and I didn’t do much. Just kind of sat around, pigged out on some food, scratched myself until I decided to finally go walking. I went back to New Bark Town and stopped by the laboratory.
Professor Elm thanked me for coming with such great haste (really?) and then proceeded to tell me he had an egg for me. Handing it to me, he told me that I needed to walk with it as much as I possibly could. I shook it a couple of times, and even chucked it at a wall. The thing would just not break at all!
So, now I’m back in New Bark until- Oh boy, not again. Down I go.
Cyan Gitors
accept your fate Cyan , it is the will of Arzeus that you do your quest in order.
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