I awoke in the back of a van. I’m not sure where it’s going, although the entire ordeal seemed extremely familiar. As I looked up and around my armored prison, I saw the nozzle in the corner. I flew against the wall of the vehicle as it screeched to a halt. The back doors flew open and two men in masks opened the door. The seemed to be wearing a blue and white bandana.
“Get out.” they said in unison. As I obeyed and realized that we had been driving around in a circle for quite a bit and I was ushered into a wooden house. Taking off their masks, I noticed that it was the two who had approached me about a month prior. The two looking for the diamonds. Little did they know I had already pissed all the money away. They threw me into a chair and one of the thugs, the one known as Archie, tied me to a chair to restrain me. As he tightened the ropes, I grimaced. “Fellas”, I started, “do we have to go through this again? I told you where the diamonds-” I was stopped half way through my sentence to be struck across the face with the back of the man’s hand.
“I did not deserve that.” I said. Archie slapped me this time. “WILL YOU STOP THAT!?”
“We want to know where the stars are.” he said.
“Why?”
“Then I can fuel my dream of destroying the land and making the ocean. I just need money for a Poke-Arc, where I will bring two of every Pokemon.” The other man slapped Archie. This was actually getting entertaining. The other man screamed something at Archie about how Pokemon should not be treated that way and that they were people too or something like that. As Archie explained that he was the superior one, I began to nod off. Until Archie grabbed my tie, jerking me right into his breathing range. “We’ll be right back.”
With that, he waited for the other man to start walking off into the other room. Before I knew it, I was in the air, being lobbed like a man-chair bomb. As I streaked across the room, I barely scraped the man and went screaming (and slightly wet) through the window. Arguing commenced over who was at fault but neither could keep blame on the other. Realizing I was once again free, I ran down the road in Newbark Town until I encountered a man in a lab coat. I knocked him down promptly, and he apologized. I told him I didn’t need his apology, and demanded that he hide me.
Well, I apparently chose to pick the right lab coated man to run into. Not only did I get my PokeDex upgraded, I also got to name my Cyndaquil something totally awesome.
James Franco.
Cyan Gitors
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