Eusine and I have been searching this ditch for the last 36 hours. Eusine says we are getting closer to Suicune, he can feel it in his... uh... feet or something like that. I'll choose to trust him.
“Heya Purple!”
“Yes Sir Champion Eusine?”
“SUICUUUUUUUUUUUUNE.”
Ohohohoh, Eusine is quite the funny, funny man.
When the sun started to set, Eusine suggested we head back to the motel, but on our way back we were met by a blond man wearing a scarf who introduced himself as “Morty, the Gym Leader Guy Who Wants To Catch Ho-Oh Cause He Is So The Coolest Gym Leader Guy”. Apparently, he and Eusine are good friends. I do not understand how they could ever be friends.
Morty said he had hopped online and after a few minutes on Ditto™ (the world's most popular search image, much better than Dewgong™), had discovered the lore behind Suicune:
"Long ago in your present land, I, Ho-Oh, the Rainbow-Forging Legendary Bird of Burning, unleashed an unspeakable fire... But a few foolish pokemon warriors wielding absolutely nothing stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final burn had sizzled, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into them future where my evil is law. Now the fools seek to return to the past and undo the future that is Ho-Oh!
Jk
Jk
I burned them to death.
Jk
Jk
No seriously, they died and became Legendary Dog things. I guess that makes up for killing them all."
THAT MEANS SUICUNE IS IN THE BURNT TOWER! WE MUST MAKE HASTE!
Actually, I am kind of tired, I'll do it tomorrow.
Catch You Later!
Purple Gitimall
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