Pink Joy, Day 28: Return of the Joy-I

I am alive!  Aliiiiivvvveeee!  I have spent a long time in hospital due to drowning, broken bones, and genetic meltdown.  I'm not sure how well I am since they wouldn't tell me, nor would they let me outside of my four-walled cushion room where I had to wear a straight jacket.  It wasn't ever straight really.

Well now, I managed to escape by the art of lying.  It really worked.  I tricked a doctor into thinking that machines were going to take over the world in the future with a company named Seanet.

Then I stole my Pokémon and ran away.

This is a picture of me being mysterious. Would you like to see more pictures?

Presently, I'm in some place called New Bark Town.  Apparently, I can choose a Pokémon here from a selection of three if I lie and tell them I am a new trainer.

But… what Pokémon should I start with?

Cyndaquil?

Chikorita?

Or Totodile?

I may need help with this decision.

Nurse Pink Joy McQueen - Patient 4815162342