Purple, Day 100: I Finally Do It

There I was, minding my own business (trying to sink the ship, SPOILERS I SUCCEED), when all of a sudden people started freaking out about the ship being partially frozen and that a giant iceberg had appeared half a mile ahead of us. Apparently all of this wasn't too much of a problem and could easily be avoided. But they overlooked one little detail: I really really really really really really really really really really really really want to destroy the ship (it's probably what Arceus would want anyways).

I stormed into the Helm and started flipping switches and stuff.

“Ah man. You shouldn't be doing that- ah nuts, come on dude, please. No, not that one- okay you should really stop doing that-”, the Captain kept dribbling on like that, but I didn't care as if I listened to him it would not supplement the destruction of the ship in any way, shape, or form. Eventually I shut him up by punching him in the stomach and pouring him some wine (to forget about the stomach pains). I took the wheel in my hands and started flinging it around. A crew member tried to take control of the wheel, but I got the better of him and slammed him into the floor.

“No, don't spoil it, this is better! I'm the only one who is going to get what he wants tonight! Yes! Bing, Bang, Boom! We all go out together! Don't you just love a happy ending!”

But before I could open my mouth to emit my ghastly laugh....

CRUNCH!

Yes. Yes! YES! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I DID IT! I FINALLY DID IT! DOWN FALLS THE S.S. ANNE! I WIN, YET EVERYBODY LOSES! Oh hello there, I didn't notice you amid my celebration. I should probably explain what is going on. What? I already explained it to you? Oh. I should pay attention when I tell a story. Well I suppose I better get a move on, you know, drowning and all. Actually, let me spin the wheel a little. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Catch You Later!

Champion Purple Gitimall

P.S: Happy 100 day anniversary since the begining of the blog!