I made it to Violet City! And it only took me an entire day to wander down the route here! Okay, so it was only 24 squares away, but I had a severe case of Conveniently Falling Asleep For An Entire Day Disease. I am here now, and that is all that matters. Right?
Violet City is a pretty great place: Houses with the traditional silly shignles, a traditionally large Johtonese building honoring the Bellsprout Gods (I would like to announce that I am now a Bellhist, and not just because it's the traditional religion of Johto, but because the Bellsprout lord spoke to me in a dream), traditional pokemon trainer school, traditional Gym, and most importantly, the traditional ramen stands. I WAS BORN FOR THIS PLACE.
I figured taking a gander at the Gym wouldn't be bad for my pokemon, but before I did that, I would have to free them from their pokeballs. I cannot allow them to be trapped in the hellish inside of the capture device. With every pokemon I released, I smashed their according ball (except for Captain McFunRuiner AKA King Steven Bradley, I stomped his a little early teehee (the ass survived)). I could have sworn I heard Garfunkel say “Dude, we liked it in there”, but I've had an issue like this before, so I disregarded it completely. Now that all my pokemon were free I told them all to gather inside my backpack. I figure since my backpack has a seemingly finite amount of space that it should suffice as a home for my pokemon as well. On to the Gym!
“佳作魚屋には、ジムの頭の侍に私を指摘して喜ぶ.” I said.
“Huh?” responded the Gym Clerk.
“Honorable Advicemonger, would you please point me out to the head samurai of the gym?” I said again in disgust, how dare he not speak the tongue of his people!
“Oh, the Gym Leader. Falkner is over there Dude. He uses birds and shit, so yeah, get a rock or electric type or something.”
A rock or an electric type? What pokemon do I have on me?
Koff Koff the Weezing, The Scrambler the Exeggutor, Garfunkel the Magmar, Missile the Raichu, Captain McFunRuiner AKA King Steven Bradley the Slowkingbro, and Pearl H. Arbor the Sunkern.
I got this in the bag.
Falkner ranted for a little while about his Dad's prized bird pokemon, rather than his honor which kindof ticked me off a bit. Doesn't anybody in Johto know how to act?
“Falkner! You have brought disgrace upon my household! And for that, I have tracked you down so that we may do BATTLEARU! Bring the fight!” I yelled with my best Johtonese accent.
“Dude are you a racist or something-”, Falkner attempted to say but I had already sent out Missile who had fried his Pidgey.
For some reason, that happened so easily. It was like, my pokemon were way too powerful due to me fighting in another League. It's probably my imagination, but just incase I'll have Pearl fight this next one. Out came Pidgeotto, it didn't look too strong, but it was probably trying to fool me, the pidgey family is known for its deviousness (and for dying like bitches). I could feel the tension between Pearl and the Pidgeotto growing, and then without warning, the bird charged! Pearl was ready for it though, as she dodged it and then spat a Sludge Bomb on it, killing it instantly! Koff Koff taught the little girl well!
“Dude, you killed me pokemon. THAT'S HARDCORE!”
Yay! I have a badge! Time for a victory nap!
Catch You Later!
Purple Gitimall
Sidenote: According to Google Translate, you said, "Honorable Mention in the fish and is happy to point out the gym I head Samurai."
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