Sunday, May 29, 2011

Purple Gitimall, Johto Day 28: The Tale Of How I Cheated Myself Of An Adventure

"Will I ever see you again Ray Ray?" I asked the dragon.

"Probably, I follow you around everywhere, but you don't know that." Rayquaza responded.

"Oh, okay."

After he "left", I scanned my surroundings. Rayquaza had dropped me off in front of Union Cave. But to my dismay, he left me on the wrong side! I am on the other side of the cave but I did not cross through it! I am a dirty cheater! I have failed myself. I have failed my Pokemon. But worse of all, I have failed you, the beautiful people who take the time to read of our adventures (or should I say the others adventures and my AWFULTURES).

I am the worst pokemon trainer....

I hate me....

WHY AM I ALLOWED TO LIVE IN SUCH A BEAUTIFUL LAND!

Please dear readers of my pitiful journeys, tell me how awful I am. I am a failure to all and I deserve the worst.

Here I walk into the exit of Union Cave, a place that admits a light that gives hope of victory to true travelers, yet all I see is accusations of my personal misgivings. There a gentle Sandshrew scratches upon the earth. I kick it, cutting it open with a knife so I may consume it's innards. I am soiled.


I Will End It Tonight.Purple Gitimall, The Failure

2 comments:

  1. You could always just run thru the cave backward and then run back thru normally.

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  2. when you end it , don't land on a REVIVE again or you'll just be wasting everyone's time

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