Using my impeccable knowledge of everything Johto, I easily navigated myself down from Ecruteak City towards the fork that branches the road between Violet City and Goldenrod. Fun Fact: I know the geography of Johto better than Kanto (I don't remember where I lived there). Granted, the fork in the road is only a very small Route away (I would give you the actual measurement in Squares, but I don't want to embarrass you with my skills), but I know so much about Johto it hurts.
Alas! Upon coming to the fork, it appeared a tricky tree had taken root smack dab in the middle, blocking the path! And for some odd reason I couldn't CUT it (none of my pokemon know CUT, but I have a pretty nice knife (Had actually, the tree broke it (I hate you Tree)))! So I did the only logical thing: Climbed over the tree and made my way towards Goldenrod so I could get the squirt-bottle which would allow me to get rid of the tree (I know that it will work because I know all about Johto). Such a simple plan really.
Along my way I was tackled by the Namerater, who claimed the Pearl H. Arbor was an awful name for my Sunkern and he gave me a name change slip so I could change her name when “I stopped being a dumbass racist who supports bigotry and is a total jerk”. He must be from Sinnoh as no Jot would ever say anything so mean to me, their biggest fan. By the way, it's cool for me to call them Jots because I am so accepting of their culture. Yep.
Once I made my way back to the tree, I doused it with the Squirt-bottle which caused it to attack me! It turned out the devious tree was actually a Sudowoodo! I knew that guys! I know everything about Johto! EVERYTHING.
I had Pearl Mega Drain it until it was incapacitated. I whipped out a pokeball and prepared to catch the beast, but then memories of my childhood flooded in.
“Hey Purple! When I grow up I wanna go to Johto and catch a Sudowoodo and then leave because I hate the place and I am a stupid meany face and my butt smells like a grimer and I am a very small human being.” said my memory of Cyan, which has not become corrupted in any way.
Cyan wants this Sudowoodo. All the more reason to catch it. But then I had a better idea; I took the pokemon and planted it among the trees. He will never find it. Unless he can read. Cyan can't read, can he?
Catch You Later!
Purple Gitimall
P.S: Cyan if you are reading this, I need you to answer a question for me.
Does the question have anything to do with you being a Male? Cause if so, then yes. You are in fact a Male.
ReplyDeleteAnd, BTW: You're a prick. I don't know how I'm going to find it now.
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