Wet. That’s all I was. I could not realize what had happened over the past little while. While I spat out water along the shoreline, I noticed I was in a strange town. What was this place? The sign in front said “Newbark Town”, but that couldn’t be true. All the towns in Kanto were named after colors! Newbark wasn’t a color!
As I arose from the heap of sand and dirt, I listened to the sounds of the people. They spoke a weird language, I could hardly understand them. Was I in a different region altogether!? How could that happen? I mean, we just ran into an ice berg… Oh crap, the ice berg! That explains it, I remember now.
When the SS Anne went down, I had ran throughout the entire ship, searching for a way to get myself and my riches off the boat in one piece. As I ran, I bumped into May, who punched me squarely in my nostrils. My head hit the railing hard and I fell into the sea. I awoke a few moments later, staring into the eyes of a school of wild Tentacools. As the wrapped around me, they began to gyrate (or swim, I’m not sure. There was a lot of inappropriate touching) and we began to move towards the surface. It was after this I lost consciousness once again.
So that’s why I ended up here… The sea. Man, I hate the sea. Why can’t it just all be land!? I swear to Lugia, if it takes a hundred years, I will destroy the sea! Maybe I’ll build a vacuum and suck it up, maybe I’ll get a straw and drink it to death? Who knows!? I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO ORDER THE SEA TO DO WHATEVER I SO DESIRE!
… Wait.
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Okay, so apparently all my money is wet, so I’m back to flat poor and awesome. … Terrific. Wait, why is my head bleeding? … Down I go.
Cyan Gitors
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